| I never lost my self control
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| Til a bit of Jamie stole my soul
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| Waterboarded in a wallet dry
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| Now I’m sleeping in the street
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| On the curb kick up my feet
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| Thing that came from up on high
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| The thing from Jupiler gets kicks
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| Doin' the Mambo #6
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| The thing from Jupiler gets kicks
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| Mambo #6
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| A little bit of Tito by myself
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| A little bit of Hendrick all alone
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| A little bit of Evan til I’m too
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| Smashed to drive home
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| Used to function at 4G
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| After 700 hours free
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| I’m an AOL free trial CD
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| Scratched up, can’t read
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| I drink a whiskey drink
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| I drink a vodka drink
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| I sing the songs
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| That remind me of
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| The bad times
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| Cause everything
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| Reminds me of the
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| Bad times
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| Baby used to function at 4G
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| After 700 hours free
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| I’m an AOL free trial CD
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| Scratched up, can’t read
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| Messages are piling up
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| And the dial-up is down
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| I used to function at 4G
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| After 700 hours free
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| I’m an AOL free trial CD
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| Scratched up, can’t read
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| Messages are piling up
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| And the dial-up is down
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| Dale a tu cuerpo
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| Alegría Macarena
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| Dale a tu cuerpo
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| Alegría Macarena
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| Messages are piling up
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| And the dial-up is down
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| And I left my Limewire running
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| To get Mellencamp’s Small Town
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| I can’t read |