| Oh, you get me ready in your 56 Chevy.
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| Why don’t we go sit down in the shade?
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| Take shelter on my front porch,
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| The dandy lion, sun scorching,
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| Like a glass of cold lemonade.
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| I will do laundry if you pay all the bills.
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| Chorus:
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| Where is my John Wayne?
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| Where is my prairie son?
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| Where is my happy ending?
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| Where have all the cowboys gone?
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| Why don’t you stay the evening?
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| Kick back and watch the TV.
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| And I’ll fix a little something to eat.
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| Oh, I know your back hurts from working on the tractor.
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| How do you take your coffee, my sweet?
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| I will raise the children if you pay all the bills.
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| Chorus
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| I am wearing my new dress tonight,
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| But you don’t even notice me We finally sold the Chevy,
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| When we had another baby.
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| And you took that job in Tennessee.
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| You made friends at the farm
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| And you joined them at the bar
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| Almost every single day of the week.
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| I will wash the dishes while you go have a beer.
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| Where is my John Wayne?
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| Where is my prairie son?
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| Where is my happy ending?
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| Where have all the cowboys gone?
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| Where is my Marlboro man?
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| Where is his shiny gun?
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| Where is my lonely ranger?
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| Where have all the cowboys gone? |