| Michael:
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| In the city of New Albion, eh you know this bit by now
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| There’s a pair of friends named Abi, who’s a witch, and Kevin the Mouse
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| Agatha and Sam were their grandparents, but don’t pay
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| No mind to that, it’s late Atompunk Era we’re in today
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| They’re currently in Kevins cab, he drives it in the skull
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| Of a robot in the front seat, once again, nothing you need to know
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| They’re in the city’s centre near a gala that’s being held
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| And it’s here our story starts as they’re just cruising around
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| Kevin: I’ve got a nw joke
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| Abi: Oh dear goddess no
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| Kvin: No this one’s really good
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| Abi: It’s not they never are. |
| What if my catchphrase is---
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| Kevin: So a guy walks into a doctors office
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| Abi: Please stop
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| Kevin: And he says «Doc, you’ve gotta help me!»
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| Abi: I will literally pay you to stop right now
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| Kevin: I wake up one morning and I think I’m a wig---
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| Kevin: Woah
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| Abi: What was that?
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| Kevin: Was that a scream?
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| Abi: That was a scream. |
| Oh my god look! |
| Is that a goblin?
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| Ryvyr:
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| Please excuse me sirs, I need your help
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| You are Abi and Kevin the Mouse
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| At the Gryphon’s Tail we drank one day
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| My names Ryvyr and I have a case
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| There’s a gala at that club right there
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| For a new line in the monorail
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| But a murder has just now occured
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| There is someone dead you must hurry sirs
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| Abi: Oh no
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| Kevin: Yay, a murder!!! |
| I love a good murder mystery!
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| Abi: Here, climb in my shirt pocket
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| Ryvyr: Come on it’s this club over here.
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| Michael:
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| Ryvyr is a goblin and we met her once before
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| And across the streets this club and they walk inside the door
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| And it’s all decked out, some big rich fancy party’s bein' held
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| The upper class is dressed up lettin' loose and gettin' down |