Lyrics The End -

The End

Kevin: That is literally the most batshit thing I have ever heard in my life!
Abi: How many timelines did you destroy?
Kevin: He’s been at this for centuries!
Plus each time he does this he has to
stay long enough to seduce Sirandra and Terna
Abi: Or make them think they’re seducing him
Kevin: What do we do with him?
With the tech he’s picked up he might be able to
escape whatever jail we put him in
Connor: You cannot stop me!
I’ve done everything perfectly this time!
All I have to do is open my last time door and go back to kidnap Lee!
Lee, Lee I’m coming!
Abi: I have an idea.
Spell from hell time!
Connor: Ribbit ribbit
Kevin: You turned him into a frog.
Nice!
Abi: Do we undo what he did?
Kevin: We can’t, he’s already done everything in the future.
We could wipe
ourselves out of existence.
We have to keep everything as is
Ryvyr: Where’s my pendant?
Abi: We can’t take the pendant
Ryvyr: What?
My precious!
Kevin: We have to go back to the future and take that pendant.
This one has to
stay here and go through the entire cycle
Abi: To think the thing that truly stopped him was a lonely pendant
Telna: Give me that pendant you thieving whore it’s mine!
Silandra: It’s mine!
I’m leaving this crappy town and moving to the big city to
start a new life.
I’m gonna be rich, rich!
Abi: So.
we just leave them?
Kevin: Yep, let it play out.
We’ll go back to our own time and retrieve the
pendant from Sirandra
Ryvyr: She’s not going to give it up
Abi: I don’t intend to ask nicely
Ryvyr: Can I please hear your joke?
Abi: No
Kevin: So this guy says, «Doc you’ve got to help me!
I’m a mess.
I wake up one day and I think I’m a wigwam, but I wake up the next day and I
think I’m a teepee!
I’m losing my mind here.»
Ryvyr: What does the doctor say?
Abi: Don’t encourage him
Kevin: The doctor says, «Oh your problem’s simple!
You’re two tents»
Abi: I’m going to be physically ill
Ryvyr: What happens then?
Kevin: Nothing, that’s the joke
Ryvyr: How can he be two tents if he’s still a man?
Abi: Yeah Kevin, how?
Kevin: Let’s go back to our time.
Get the pendant and get a drink at The
Griffon’s Tail and I’ll explain it
Ryvyr: Can I keep the frog?
Abi: Sure, why not?
Kevin:
It’s true sometimes, you need a sleuth detectives on your side
Abi:
Brilliant, sly, astute and wise we always get our guy
Kevin:
We’ll ace the toughest case without a snag or drag or hitch
Abi:
Abi is the sweet one, Kevin’s a little--
Kevin: Hey!
Abi and Kevin:
If the cops have given up don’t panic don’t you twitch
The best detective team out there, Kevin and the Witch
Michael:
So there’s your little story, nice and fun which you all deserve
And with that it’s time for me to go, time to leave this world
Now, don’t get sad and huffy, I’ve lived longer than anyone has a right
And I’ve I’ve had a real good run of things, but y’know all things have their
time
So last toast to happy stories and lost remembered friends
Every endings a beginning and every beginning has its end
Toast to me every now and then, and don’t waste time cryin'
Endings come for us one and all in our time of dyin'
Han: Um, excuse me.
Are you Michael?
Michael: Uh who wants to know?
Han: My name is Han Mi.
I’ve heard a lot about you and I’ve been really looking
forward to meeting you
Michael: Well I don’t know how y’heard about me but now’s a real awkward time
to make introductions
Han: Lloyd and Raven sent me to find you
Michael: Aw honey Lloyd’s dead an' David’s been lost for so many years I’m not
even sure he wants to be found
Han: No. Lloyd was dead but he got better.
And Raven was trapped but now he’s
free and they’re together again
Michael: Y’know I swore I heard old Lloyds voice during Nash…
Han: They want to see you and they need you
Michael: Listen sugar it it’s tempting but I don’t know if I have it in me.
I’m ready to roll over and just lay it down
Han: They found Jill
Michael: Jill’s dead
Han: No, she’s trapped, but she’s alive.
Lloyd’s sure and he wants to rescue
her.
They need your help
Michael: W- Jill’s alive?
But sh- Jill’s alive?
Jill J-
I’m so sorr-- I’m so sorry I failed I failed you I
Aw hell… you should’ve led with that.
Alright, alright
I’m in