Lyrics Ryvyr D Goblin -

Ryvyr D Goblin

Ryvyr:
I’ve a storyline to blow your mind I’ve a song to make you dance
Its a phasmagoric fable that’d make Tolkien poop his pants
I’ve a narrative you just can’t miss, a tale to make you cheer
Its the bomb, the best backstory that you’re ever gonna hear
Its story time, all right
It’s story time, all night
I’ve a storyline, once upon a time in a land real far away
Where the pawny roots we knew all grew and the goblin children play
If sighs and cries both give you hives, if your nerves are highly strung
You might need a tranquilizer, oh, before my tale is done
Its story time, all right
It’s story time, all night
In a fair and far off forest lived and thrived my goblin tribe
Led by Pom Pom our great leader who pierus day and night
He kept us safe from hirviots and cootie coos throughout the land
Kept the peace with worms and fleas and the viscious southern clan
Our great Pom Pom had a daughter, Hiisi who is just my age
Sweet and taut she’s really hot and this is where the trouble lay
On the third moon once a century is the Ritual of Glyme
Hiisi does a blessing but must be a virgin at the time