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Date of issue: 05.10.2020
Song language: English
Ryvyr D Goblin |
Ryvyr: |
I’ve a storyline to blow your mind I’ve a song to make you dance |
Its a phasmagoric fable that’d make Tolkien poop his pants |
I’ve a narrative you just can’t miss, a tale to make you cheer |
Its the bomb, the best backstory that you’re ever gonna hear |
Its story time, all right |
It’s story time, all night |
I’ve a storyline, once upon a time in a land real far away |
Where the pawny roots we knew all grew and the goblin children play |
If sighs and cries both give you hives, if your nerves are highly strung |
You might need a tranquilizer, oh, before my tale is done |
Its story time, all right |
It’s story time, all night |
In a fair and far off forest lived and thrived my goblin tribe |
Led by Pom Pom our great leader who pierus day and night |
He kept us safe from hirviots and cootie coos throughout the land |
Kept the peace with worms and fleas and the viscious southern clan |
Our great Pom Pom had a daughter, Hiisi who is just my age |
Sweet and taut she’s really hot and this is where the trouble lay |
On the third moon once a century is the Ritual of Glyme |
Hiisi does a blessing but must be a virgin at the time |