| They come to hunt the poor man
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| When his luck runs out
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| They come to hunt they come to take you
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| Down down down
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| Mark:
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| So I’m at the bar with Ramon and the boys and Ramon’s like, «Hey,
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| I know this sweet score but its gonna take some cojones!» |
| and he starts
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| talking about some hush hush secret super soldier program the government’s got
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| going and how they got this guy who’s half machine and they’re trying to build
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| phase two, which is like either an army of robot fairies for him to lead,
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| or some kind of tank they attach his bottom half to and Ramon doesn’t know,
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| but there’s this tinker’s shop where they’re putting the plans together and
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| every Thursday some government liaison goes there to meet with this tinker,
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| and some guy named Lloyd, and some woman named Llewelyn who they say is
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| related to Edgar McAlistair, like, THE Edgar McAlistair and they got these
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| plans there and if we steal 'em we could start a bidding war between the
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| government and the resistance and it’d be the biggest payday ever seen but I’m
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| like, «Hell no! |
| That’s how to get killed!» |
| But then later, as we’re getting
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| drunk Brandon’s starting in on me, like how I’m a lame thief and I don’t have
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| the sauce for it, and finally I’m like, «Screw you, Brandon! |
| Me and Ramon are
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| gonna steal these plans and it’ll be epic and I’ll show you!»
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| They come to hunt the poor man
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| When his luck runs out
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| They come to hunt they come to take you
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| Down down down
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| Mark:
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| So we do the job, but it all goes completely wrong cause that Llewelyn woman
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| was there, and she scared Ramon who shot her and I’m like, «Hell no,
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| I didn’t sign up for no murder charge!» |
| Cause I ain’t never seen someone
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| killed before and it’s not good, it’s not good at all, and so I’m puking on the
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| floor, but we did get these plans in this folder but they’re weird, bruh,
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| I don’t even know what they’re for and we get away and so later that night
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| we’re at Ramon’s celebrating, except I’m not celebrating. |
| I’m crying and
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| sobbing. |
| Wait, no, don’t tell Brandon I said that, I totally didn’t cry,
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| I’m like stone cold. |
| So anyway, Ramon won’t let go of these plans.
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| He’s clutching them and he’s getting lit on this drug called TanSan like
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| completely blitzed out, and suddenly he just disappears, like, one second he’s
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| on the sofa and the next he’s gone and I’m like, «Woah, this is like some end
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| up in the psych ward stuff» and he stays gone for like two hours,
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| but then two hours later he just pops right back in with some story about
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| going back in time to a prairie, only he had the plans with him,
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| but he dropped them there and didn’t bring them back and right then we hear
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| sirens
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| They come to hunt the poor man
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| When his luck runs out
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| They come to hunt they come to take you
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| Down down down
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| Mark:
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| So I just bail and Ramon was behind me, but because he’s all drugged out he’s
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| slow and the cops nab him, but I just keep running and I head underground
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| thinking maybe I’ll go hide with the voodoopunks, but the tunnels under the
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| city are like a maze, bruh and there’s like weird people down there so I gave
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| up on that. |
| Wandering around the dark is not my thing. |
| I figure I’ll just stay
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| outta sight up here and the next thing I know, I’m hearing they interrogated
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| Ramon to death and they’re after me, so I’ve been hiding and running and I’m
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| not doing too well, but that’s not all, cause now they’re rounding up every
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| druggie they can get their hands on and word is they got this big warehouse
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| they’re sticking 'em all in and they’re force-feeding them TanSan until one of
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| them blips like Ramon and goes to that prairie place and brings them back their
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| folder and if your girl was taken that’s where she is and you just better hope
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| she hasn’t dropped dead of a drug overdose because they’re burning through
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| druggies and I’m sorry but that’s all I can help you with cause I’m staying out
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| of sight until this whole thing blows over and if you were smart you’d stay out
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| of it too but either way nice to meet you, good luck and I’m out of here
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| They come to hunt the poor man
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| When his luck runs out
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| They come to hunt they come to take you
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| Down down down |