Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Mr. Mistoffelees, artist - Paul Jones.
Date of issue: 17.12.2015
Song language: English
Mr. Mistoffelees |
You ought to ask Mr. Mistoffelees |
The original conjuring cat |
Please, listen to me… |
And don’t scoff |
All his inventions are of his own bat |
There’s no such cat |
In the metropolis |
He holds all the Pitan monopolies |
For performing surprising illusions |
And creating eccentric confusions |
The greatest magicians have something to learn |
And we all say |
«Oh, well I never, was there ever |
A cat so clever as magical |
Mr. Mistoffelees» |
«Oh, well I never, was there ever |
A cat so clever as magical |
Mr. Mistoffelees» |
He is quiet and small, he is black |
From the ears to the tip of his tail |
He can creep through the tiniest crack |
He can walk on the narrowest rail |
He can pick any card from a pack |
He is equally cunning with dice |
He is always deceiving you into believing |
That he’s only hunting for mice |
He can play any trick with a cork |
Or a spoon and a bit of fish paste |
If you look for a knife or a fork |
And you think it was merely misplaced |
You have seen it one moment |
And then it is gone |
But you find it next week |
Lying out on the lawn |
And you’ll all say |
«Oh, well I never, was there ever |
A cat so clever as magical |
Mr. Mistoffelees» |
«Presto!» |
«Oh, well I never, was there ever |
A cat so clever as magical |
Mr. Mistoffelees» |
His manner is vague and aloof |
You would think there was nobody shyer |
But his voice has been heard on the roof |
When he was curled up by the fire |
And he’s sometimes been heard by the fire |
When he was about on the roof |
At least we all heard that somebody purred |
Which is uncontestable proof |
Of his singular magical powers |
And I’ve known the family to call |
Him in from the garden for hours |
When he was asleep in the hall |
And not long ago |
This phenomenal cat |
Produced seven kittens |
Right out of a hat |
And we’ll all say |
«Oh, well I never, was there ever |
A cat so clever as magical |
Mr. Mistoffelees» |
«Oh, well I never, was there ever |
A cat so clever as magical |
Mr. Mistoffelees» |
«Oh, well I never, was there ever |
A cat so clever as magical |
Mr. Mistoffelees» |
«Oh, well I never, was there ever |
A cat so clever as magical |
Mr. Mistoffelees» |
«Oh, well I never, was there ever |
A cat so clever as magical |
Mr. Mistoffelees» |
«Oh, well I never, was there ever |
A cat so clever as magical |
Mr. Mistoffelees» |
Ladies and gentlemen |
I give you the magical, Marvelous Mr. Mistoffelees |
«Presto!» |