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Date of issue: 07.09.2017
Song language: English
Daytime Tv |
When I was a kid |
I used to fake sick |
Luckily my mom and dad were |
Pretty easy to trick |
I was biding my time |
Until the house was all mine |
To do the one thing I really wanted to do |
Which was watching daytime TV |
While there’s no one home to watch me |
I’m hangin' out with Maury’s |
Doing a paternity test |
Are you the father, well it’s anybody’s guess |
And give me Jerry Springer |
Judge Joe Brown, Judge Judy, and a TV dinner |
I guess the best things in life come free |
Like watching daytime TV |
When I was a kid |
The world was a mystery |
There were so many things that |
Just didn’t make sense to me |
And the way to find out |
What all the fuss was about |
And to satisfy my healthy curiosity |
Was by watching daytime TV |
While there’s no one home to watch me |
I’m hangin' out with Maury’s |
Doing a paternity test |
Are you the father, well it’s anybody’s guess |
And give me Jerry Springer |
Judge Joe Brown, Judge Judy, and a TV dinner |
I guess the best things in life come free |
Like watching daytime TV |
There’s no one home to watch me |
There’s no one home to stop me |
From hangin' out with Maury |
I’m hangin' out with Genevieve |
There’s no one home to watch me |
There’s no one home to stop me |
From hangin' out with Maury |
I’m hangin' out |
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