| All right, this is a real story
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| May not be true
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| Here we go
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| There’s a place up town
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| Where the booths are big and round
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| The bars real long
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| And the drinks, well, they’re real strong
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| But the best part of it all
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| Are the pictures on the wall
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| Talkin' 'bout the pictures on the wall
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| At Harry’s
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| They got Cassius Clay
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| And Doris Day
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| Lauren Bacall, Monty Hall
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| Yeah, all the greats
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| Yeah, you know you’ve got it made
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| When your likeness is displayed
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| In a picture on the wall
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| At Harry’s
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| It’s so dark inside
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| There ain’t no light of day
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| They got no windows
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| So the smiles will never fade
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| Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
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| I just had to got to get my picture on that wall!
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| I planned my attack
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| I kept going back
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| Brunch, lunch, dinner, dessert
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| And even that midnight snack
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| But no matter how I tried
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| My request was denied
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| To get my picture on the wall
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| At Harry’s
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| Uh
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| I guess my bank account, well, got kinda low
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| The maitre-d came up to me and said, «Friend, you gotta go»
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| No, no, no, no
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| Oh no!
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| Uh
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| What am I gonna do?
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| I wasn’t doin' well
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| I was livin' in hell
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| But then I peeked inside that door one day
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| And I learned that you never can tell
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| 'Cause there’s a sign over in the cashier
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| «This guy ain’t welcome here»
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| Next to my picture on the wall
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| They put my picture on the wall
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| Got my picture on the wall
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| At Harry’s, yeah
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| At Harry’s, yeah
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| At Harry’s, yeah
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| At Harry’s
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| Right next to Sheriff Jim Thompson
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| Tennessee Ernie Ford!
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| Ronald Reagan!
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| Oprah Winfrey!
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| Aw, man!
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| Yeah!
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| Bam bam ba bam ba bam bam |