Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Hailing Taquitos, artist - Parry Gripp. Date of issue: 02.02.2019
Song language: English
Hailing Taquitos |
| Hailing taquitos |
| It’s hailing taquitos |
| At the park, over the yard |
| Put on your bike helmet 'cause they’re coming down hard |
| Hailing taquitos |
| It’s hailing taquitos |
| Guacamole, sour cream |
| Is it nightmare or is it a dream? |
| (is it a dream) |
| They’re crunchy and they’re fried (so fried) |
| And they’re falling from the sky (from the sky) |
| You might want to stay in inside |
| VO: Lookout! |
| VO: Owww, my eye! |
| News flash! |
| Important information |
| Taquito’s coming down all over nation |
| Portland, Denver, Austin, Poughkeepsie |
| It’s a Taquito apocolypse-y |
| Hailing taquitos |
| It’s hailing taquitos |
| Run for cover, don’t be slow |
| There’s beef, and chicken, and potato |
| Hailing taquitos |
| It’s hailing taquitos |
| Corn tortillas rolled up tight |
| Coming down fast with no end in sight (no end in sight) |
| They’re greasy and they’re hot (so hot) |
| They keep falling from the sky (they keep on falling) |
| They’re kind of pointy so they hurt a lot |
| VO: Dude, watch out! |
| VO: Owww, my other eye! |
| Oh, why!!! |
| VO: What is that? |
| VO: It’s the tacobot 3000! |
| VO: He’s shooting the taquitos with his taco ray |
| VO: And turning them into harmless tacos |
| VO: We’re saved |
| VO: Hooray! |
| VO: It’s a miracle |
| Hailing taquitos |
| It’s hailing taquitos |
| Awww awww awww awww (beef, chicken, potato, cheese) |
| Hailing taquitos |
| It’s hailing taquitos |
| Awww awww awww awww (beef, chicken, potato, cheese) |
| VO: Once again, thanks to the tacobot 3000, humanity was saved |
| VO: Or was it? |
| VO: Owww, my first eye again! |