
Date of issue: 16.03.2014
Song language: English
The Yes Yes Show |
You better get ready for a big surprise |
You think its almost over but it’s only the rise |
Mental message via visual contact |
Louder than any other sexual soundtrack |
More margarita for my cute senorita |
Triple the tequila just to heighten up the flava |
Chuggin down on my JMB |
While checkin out the parts of my date’s anatomy |
Forget the brains forget the personality |
What I’m after is your effect on my gravity like Trinity |
Flying high with her kicks and |
Controlling the game with my heavy duty joystick |
(Repeat Chorus) |
Flip the tip as we skip to the next trip |
Flashing some cash and some rock star bullshit |
Going in for the thrill moving in for the kill |
I got us a room in a fancy hotel and we got everything we need |
A big bag of money a bigger bag of weed |
And we try to impress as we start to undress |
Stop the press we need to get this |
(repeat chorus) |
I’d like to keep it going cause i got it going on |
But it’s Vinci’s turn on the microphone so… |
My name is Vinci and i am neat |
I love pretty girls and i love to eat |
I made this rap from my mind and i am very very kind |
I like to drive fast in fancy cars and chicks dig me like chocolate bars |
You say i’m bad but i am good so shut up now and eat some food |
Chito: |
I like to keep it going coz' I got it going on |
But it’s Vinci’s track on the microphone so |
Vinci: |
(ehem) My name is Vinci and I am neat |
I love pretty girls and I love to eat |
I made this rap from my mind |
And I am very very kind |
I like to drive fast in fancy cars |
And chicks dig me like chocolate bars |
They say I’m bad but I am good |
So shut up now and eat some food |
Chito: |
Tsong ano bang problema mo ayusin mo naman |
Lagyan mo naman ng tono para kang nangangatwiran |
Ano bang inaatupag mo sa bago mong apartment |
Sampung taon ka nang sikat wala ka pa rin bang talent |
Vinci: |
Tsong ano bang sinasabi mo |
Mali ang sinasabi mo |
Magaling akong kumanta |
Alam mo ba yung picha pie |
Chito: |
Kung sa bagay mahusay nga naman yung picha pie |
Gamit ang boses mong pamatay nilagyan mo ng kulay ang kanta |
Vinci: |
Diba kahit ikaw ang gumawa |
Alam nating mas okay nung ako yung kumanta |
Chito: |
Tsong naman please lang wag ka nang magyabang at |
Alam mo naman na pang-back-up ka lang at |
Ilan na ba ang talagang nagawa mong kanta ilan |
Vinci: |
Wala eh ano ngayon |
Band: |
Alam naman nating lahat |
Na si Vinc naman talaga dapat |
Ang vocalist ng parokya band |
Ng parokya ni edgar |
Chito: |
Teka lang one minute Pwede bang paki-ulit |
Maaaring may lamang ka sa paligo |
Subalit bakit mo naman nasabi na ikaw ang nararapat |
Eh ni isang kanta man lang wala kang naisulat |
Vinci: |
Eh bat ibang singers naman kahit di nila sinulat |
Ang kinakanta nilang kanta ay sobra kung sumikat |
Tulad ko at ni Quino at ni Benedict Aquino |
Na wala nga yatang mas-sisikat pa kahit na sino |
Chito: |
Ewan ko sandali wag ka ngang makulit |
Kung ayaw mong masipa sa mukha ng malupet |
Baka makatikim ka ng sasuwela de kamao |
Na si listo el de gato sa gulpihang de kontodo |
Vinci: |
Talaga hindi nga tatawa na ba ako |
Hindi porket koreano ka magaling kang mag-taekwando |
Wag kang mag-aangas sa lalaking may balbas |
Kami yung mga tipo na hindi umaatras |
Dindin: |
Sandali lang wag muna kayong maglaban |
Bago kayo magsuntukan |
Bat di nyo muna pag-usapan ang di maunawaan |
Sige na kiss na, peace na please |
Ang bayad mo sa jeepney kulang pa ng diyes |
Kung ayaw mong mangyari ang nagyari sa iba |
Matuto tayo kung paano magpakumbaba |
Wag nating kalimutan kung saan nagsimula… |
Band: |
Alam naman nating lahat |
Na mahal namin ang isa’t-isa't |
Walang iwanan sa parokya band |
Sa parokya ni edgar |
Band: |
Band… Band… |
Chito: |
Ah di ko alam kung paano tatapusin yung kanta |
Kaya ganito nalang bigla nalang mawawala |