| Let’s move onto the next question
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| Next question… go ahead
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| Hi- Hi- Hi-
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| Can you say why America is the greatest country in the world?
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| Can you say why- Say why- Say why-
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| America- Greatest country-
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| Diversity and opportunity
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| Can you say why- Say why- Say why- Say why-
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| Uh, freedom and freedom, so let’s keep it that way
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| What makes America the greatest- greatest- greatest-
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| It’s not the greatest country in the world, though. |
| That’s where you missin'
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| the point
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| You’re saying-
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| Yes
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| Can you say why- Say why- Say why-
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| Wait a minute, so you’re gonna sit here and tell us that America is so cold,
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| that we’re the only ones in the world who have freedom?
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| Canada had freedom. |
| Japan had freedom. |
| The U.K., France, Italy, Germany, Spain,
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| Australia, Belgium had freedom
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| So there’s absolutely no evidence to support the statement that we’re the
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| greatest country in the world
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| We’re sorry, the number you have dialed is not in service at this time
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| We’re 7th in literacy, 27th in math, 22nd in science, 49th in life expectancy,
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| 178th in infant mortality, 3rd in median household income, number 4 in labor
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| force and number 4 in exports
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| We lead the world in only three categories: Number of cats that’s locked up,
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| number of grown folks who believe angels are real, and defense spending
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| So when you ask what makes us the greatest country in the world,
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| I don’t know what the fuck you talkin' about |