| Give us this day, our daily dose of faux affliction
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| Forgive our sins, forged at the pulpit
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| With forked tongues selling faux sermons
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| 'Cause I am a new wave gospel sharp, and you’ll be thy witness
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| So gentlemen, if you’re gonna preach
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| For God sakes, preach with conviction
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| Strike up the band! |
| Whoa-oh, the conductor is beckoning
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| Come congregation, let’s sing it like you mean it, no
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| Don’t you get it? |
| Don’t you get it? |
| Now, don’t you move
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| Strike up the band! |
| Whoa-oh, the conductor is beckoning
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| Come congregation, let’s sing it like you mean it, no
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| Don’t you get it? |
| Don’t you get it? |
| Now, don’t you move
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| Just stay where I can see you, douse the lights!
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| We sure are in for a show, tonight
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| In this little number, we’re graced by two displays of character
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| We’ve got the gunslinger extraordinaire, a walking contradiction
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| And I, for one, can see no blood
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| From the hearts and the wrists you allegedly slit
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| And I, for one, won’t stand for this
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| If this scene were a parish, you’d all be condemned
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| Strike up the band! |
| Whoa-oh, the conductor is beckoning
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| Come congregation, let’s sing it like you mean it, no
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| Don’t you get it? |
| Don’t you get it? |
| Now, don’t you move
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| Strike up the band! |
| Whoa-oh, the conductor is beckoning
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| Come congregation, let’s sing it like you mean it, no
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| Don’t you get it? |
| Don’t you get it? |
| Now, don’t you, don’t you move
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| Just stay where I can see you, douse the lights
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| We sure are in for a show, tonight!
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| Just stay where I can see you, douse the lights!
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| We sure are in for a show, tonight!
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| Stay where I can see you, douse the lights!
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| Strike up the band! |
| Whoa-oh, the conductor is beckoning
|
| Come congregation, let’s sing it like you mean it no
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| Don’t you get it? |
| Don’t you get it? |
| Now, don’t you move
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| Strike up the band! |
| Whoa-oh, the conductor is beckoning
|
| Come congregation, let’s sing it like you mean it, no
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| Don’t you get it? |
| Don’t you get it? |
| Now, don’t you move
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| Don’t you move, don’t you move… strike up the band! |