Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Like My Hand Did, artist - Painless. Date of issue: 10.05.2012
Song language: English
Like My Hand Did |
| Bitch |
| Pulled up to a Pizza Hut |
| Next to a barking mutt |
| I said «Shut up faggot |
| Or your guts will be your bark and brunch.» |
| I need a bitch to punch |
| And then a dirty ditch to dump her in |
| These flirty witches ain’t my friends |
| And I will not make amends |
| I need a Facebook slut, a Kappa Kappa cunt |
| Tie her up and fuck her butt so long |
| She’ll trade her thong in for Depends |
| Forced style down her goddamn esophagus |
| Cut her up like Kanye put her cunt in a sarcophagus |
| I think there’s been an avalanche |
| So much blow on top of it |
| Heart’s racing from this angel dust |
| Vicodin ain’t stopping us |
| Charms like Dracula’s, blood in a vial |
| And yeah my vag is fertile like the valley o' Nile |
| Egyptians said my ship is in, Cleopatra has landed |
| Don’t you wish you coulda make me cum like my hand did? |
| Cum like my hand |
| C-C-Cum like my hand did |
| All because you didn’t make me |
| Cum like my hand did |
| Cum like my hand |
| C-C-Cum like my hand did |
| All because you didn’t make me |
| Cum like my hand did |
| Like sand through an hour glass |
| Slide your finger down my ass |
| Swipe it like a credit card |
| And ask for 50 cash back |
| Give me a heart attack |
| Feel it pumping in my rack |
| Coke, like a fast track |
| Speeding in a hatchback |
| Howling like a wolf pack |
| Dreams in your knapsack |
| Go to sleep and dream of my coochie |
| Little did you know that I slipped you a roofie |
| Wake without your wallet, you’ll be feeling goofy |
| And I’ll haunt your ass forever cause I’m sexy and spooky |
| I’ll melt your ass, turn your poop to diarrhea |
| I’m more than a woman, haunt you like Aalyiah |
| Romeo must die, you heard the commandment |
| All because you didn’t make me cum like my hand did |
| Cum like my hand |
| C-C-Cum like my hand did |
| All because you didn’t make me |
| Cum like my hand did |
| Cum like my hand |
| C-C-Cum like my hand did |
| All because you didn’t make me |
| Cum like my hand did |
| Surprise you’re on cameras, candid |
| Post this shit on YouTube, get famous, get branded |
| My standards are stranded from Island Records Def Jam |
| Even deaf folks love to listen to my jams |
| Peeps eat me up like a heat plate of sweet yams |
| Bet he hates himself for that really skeet skeet scam |
| So many ways to dress: actor of parts |
| But love don’t get me stressed because I’m the master of hearts |
| I know that I’m the best, got a bachelor of arts |
| You think that I’m impressed that you’re a bachelor who farts? |
| Playing darts, Wal-Mart's your favorite place to shop |
| D-D-Dropped off by the pops |
| Plop down on your sofa |
| Pop tops on Xbox |
| Playing cops playing soldier |
| Only tarts you’ll ever pop |
| Pops out of the toaster |
| You’re so naïve like Adam and Eve |
| Like how could I just get what I want as long as I say please? |
| Like you can get with a cunt with that JNCO steaze |
| Well when’s that change a-coming? |
| Can you feel that breeze? |
| Rip the window curtains bend the bushes and trees |
| Wishing you weren’t hurting but it’s too late to freeze |
| Time goes back track b-black hole expanded |
| All because you didn’t make me cum like my hand did |
| Cum like my hand |
| C-C-Cum like my hand did |
| All because you didn’t make me |
| Cum like my hand did |
| You’re a loser, mother-fucking loser |
| Like a little Trekkie trying to hit on stormtrooper |
| Beam me up Scottie I’m hottie with a body |
| Taking off a space Ferrari to the Death Star party |
| I’ve landed |
| Don’t you wish you coulda make me cum like my hand did? |
| Like my hand did, like my, like my hand did |
| All because you couldn’t make me cum like my hand did |