| Bored, drinking my beer on the floor |
| Surrounded by people I mostly abhor, wanting more. |
| And so the night goes, |
| A lot of beer flows, |
| What can a guy do to make it right? |
| And then abruptly my pair of eyes see |
| A pair of guys get into a fight. |
| Funny how a fight can break the ice |
| And make the whole night better |
| Everybody loves to fight, FIGHT! |
| Everybody loves to fight, FIGHT! |
| Fist fly, hits him in the eye |
| Knocks him on the ground, now he starts to cry. |
| I don’t mean to be pompous or mean. |
| Try to love each other- |
| That’s the way it should be, |
| But don’t you think that maybe every once in a while |
| A good fist fight makes everyone smile? |
| Funny how a fight can break the ice |
| And make the whole night better |
| Everybody loves to fight, FIGHT! |
| Everybody loves to fight, FIGHT! |
| Blood, teeth, broken glass on the floor |
| But if the fight’s right the fighters just might |
| Decide to be friends and make amends |
| And as we get closer to the end, |
| It’s time to sing the chorus once again. |
| Funny how a fight can break the ice |
| And make the whole night better |
| Everybody loves to fight, FIGHT! |
| Everybody loves to fight, FIGHT! |