| Come on kiddies dather round
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| There’s a new sensation hittin’town
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| It’s moving slow, low to the ground
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| It’ll pick you up when you’re feelin’down
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| He’s an inspiration to us all
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| When all else has been done and said
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| Along comes Mr. Oysterhead
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| I remember back in the day
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| When music folk had a lot to say
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| Now I sit, hope and pray
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| Someone will come along and show the way
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| He’s an inspiration to us all
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| When all else has been done and said
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| Along comes Mr. Oysterhead
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| When all else has been done and said
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| You best look at Mr. Oysterhead
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| He’s an inspiration to us all
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| When all else has been done and said
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| Along comes Mr. Oysterhead
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| Through the long frustrating years
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| Of wretched din and choked back tears
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| Comes a man to squelch our fears
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| He’s slippery between the ears
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| He’s an inspiration to us all
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| When all else… |