| Try, try, try to arrange me
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| But there’s no romance in my blood
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| Try, try, you’ll never persuade me
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| My only tears fall with the rain
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| My father had a dozen wives
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| And a child by every one
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| I am from about, umm, number five
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| So don’t expect me to stay with anyone
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| Try, try, try to arrange me
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| But there’s no romance in my blood
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| Try, try, you’ll never persuade me
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| My only tears fall with the rain
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| My mother never takes a break
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| From her pining after furniture
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| Every moment on her feet is torture
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| And I share her love of wine and cake
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| And taking advantage of amateurs |