| I’ve been thinking about Gabrielle Solis and all the desperate housewives
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| And I’ve been thinking about Mike Delfino and his gun
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| And I’ve been drawing patterns in my mind, but I can’t fall asleep
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| And I’ve been counting all the sheep there is to count
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| No, I can’t fall asleep and that is why I am here with you tonight
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| Can you lend me a DVD box or sing me a lullaby?
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| Hello Mrs. Van De Kamp, did you clean the whole kitchen and drink all the wine?
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| Hello Saferide, can you give me a safe ride back to sleep?
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| Cause I wanna OD on DH
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| I wanna OD on DH
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| Let me overdose on DH with you
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| Trying to kill the pain watching make-believe peoples fake disasters
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| If I’d been Elaine this misery’d been followed by studio laughter
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| Been looking for someone who could love me just like Will loves Grace
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| But they say «It's not like on your flat screen TV»
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| It’s gotta be like on my flat screen TV
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| I’ve seen you around I can tell that you are just like me
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| You’d rather watch reruns than deal with the bad spin-off called life
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| I’ll put the kettle on. |
| Let’s not speak, talk ruins every conversation
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| I’ve downloaded Dexter. |
| Come, there is room next to me
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| Hello Mr Sipowicz, 'ginning to understand why you act like you do
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| Hello Pablo, I got this vision, we can dance to it
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| I need to OD on NYPD
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| I need to OD on NYPD
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| Let’s overdose on NYPD when we’re blue |