| God
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| Come in, God
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| God, come in, God
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| Damn, you’re a girl? |
| Wow
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| I guess the reason I’m talkin' to you tonight is
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| Because I’ve been doin' a lot of thinkin' and
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| And I consider myself a pretty cool guy
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| And I’ve never cheated on any of my girlfriends
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| Well, well, except that one little time in Japan, but
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| That was just some head, and head don’t count, right?
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| Ah, thanks God, I knew you’d understand
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| Well, I just feel like
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| Well, to be honest with you
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| God, I just need a sweet bitch
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| You know somebody not too
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| Not too fast, but not too slow
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| 'Cause I don’t have it all my damn self
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| And life ain’t easy
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| You know, you just want somebody by your side
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| To help smooth that thang out, you know what I’m talkin' 'bout?
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| And at this point, I mean, I’m not bein' picky
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| She doesn’t even have to have a big ol' ass, you know?
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| Just something well proportioned to her body
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| You know, a nice little tail, you know?
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| What? |
| You say you, you say you found somebody?
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| Is she cute? |
| So when do I get to met her?
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| Oh God, you’re the greatest
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| Well, I guess I’ll talk to you later
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| Amen
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| Oh, I’m sorry, I’m sorry |