| Look at me, I’m Sandra Dee
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| Lousy with virginity
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| Won’t go to bed till I’m legally wed
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| I can’t! |
| I’m Sandra Dee! |
| Watch it, hey I’m Doris Day
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| I was not brought up that way
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| Won’t come across, even
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| Rock Hudson lost
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| His heart to Doris Day
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| I don’t drink (No!)
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| Or swear (Oh!)
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| I don’t rat my hair (Ew!)
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| I get ill from one cigarette (Cough, cough, cough)
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| Keep your filthy paws
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| Off my silky drawers!
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| Would you pull that crap with Annette?
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| As for you Troy Donahue
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| I know what you wanna do
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| You’ve got your crust I’m no object of lust
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| I’m just plain Sandra Dee
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| Elvis! |
| Elvis let me be!
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| Keep that pelvis far from me!
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| Just keep your cool
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| Now your starting to drool
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| Hey fongool, I’m Sandra Dee
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| Are you making fun of me, Kitty?
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| Some people are so touchy! |