| I didn’t say yes. |
| I didn’t say I’ll think about it. |
| I can’t tell you my real
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| name, but yes, I can confirm that I did get asked to the prom
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| The undercover officer who played Naomi is 25 years old, a new recruit at the
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| Palm Beach Police Force
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| My assignment: to pose as a senior and find out who’s buying, who’s selling.
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| Mostly pills and weed, you would not believe how easy it is to get pills and
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| weed
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| What’s the hardest part?
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| Pssh—the cafeteria. |
| Imagine hundreds of teenagers yelling and running full
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| speed. |
| And the lack of deodorant. |
| Let’s just say I would drink at the end of
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| the day. |
| Seriously, these kids need to learn there are consequences in life.
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| If I’m doing my job and I’m doing it right, I am making life safer one school
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| at a time
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| So he asked you to prom?
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| Right. |
| I gave every excuse. |
| I said it’s too expensive, which is totally true,
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| by the way. |
| I told him, look, I’m just a transfer, I wouldn’t feel comfortable
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| with all your friends. |
| And it’s true you make friends on the job, then it ends.
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| You meet kids who are sensitive, smart, and defenseless. |
| Those are the ones
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| you remember, the ones that you think about after you’re gone
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| Seriously, these kids need to learn there are consequences in life.
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| If I’m doing my job and I’m doing it right, I am making life safer one school
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| at a time
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| Meanwhile—
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| What the heck I gotta do to be with you?
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| What the heck I gotta do?
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| Tell me who I gotta be for you to be with me
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| Do you smoke?
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| What?
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| Do you smoke weed?
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| No, I don’t. |
| But if that’s what you need, I can find some for you.
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| I can be your supply
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| You would do that for me?
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| I can be your guy. |
| Oh, yes!
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| Seriously, these kids need to learn there are consequences in life
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| I’ll get whatever you need!
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| If I’m doing my job and I’m doing it right, I am making life safer one school
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| at a time
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| What are you thinking as you’re trying to get this pot to sell her?
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| I’m thinking, what the heck am I doing? |
| Cause I don’t hang out with guys like
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| that
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| So what did you do? |