Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Sweet Transvestite, artist - Original London Cast. Date of issue: 31.12.1994
Song language: English
Sweet Transvestite |
| How d’you do, I see you’ve met my faithful handyman |
| He’s just a little brought down because when you knocked |
| He thought you were the candyman. |
| Don’t get strung out by the way that I look, |
| Don’t judge a book by it’s cover |
| I’m not much of a man by the light of day, |
| But by night I’m one hell of a lover |
| I’m just a Sweet Transvestite from Transexual, Transylvania. |
| So let me show you around, maybe play you a sound |
| You look like you’re both pretty groovy |
| Or if you want something visual that’s not too abysmal |
| We could take in an old Steve Reeves movie. |
| I’m glad we caught you at home, could we use your phone? |
| We’re both in a bit of a hurry. |
| We’ll just say where we are, then go back to the car |
| We don’t want to be any worry. |
| So you got caught with a flat, well, how about that? |
| Well babies, don’t you panic. |
| By the light of the night when it all seems alright |
| I’ll get you a satanic mechanic. |
| I’m just a Sweet Transvestite from Transexual, Transylvania. |
| So why don’t you stay for the night? |
| Or maybe a bite? |
| I could show you my favourite obsession. |
| I’ve been making a man with blond hair and a tan |
| And he’s good for relieving my tension |
| I’m just a Sweet Transvestite from Transexual, Transylvania. |
| So come up to the lab. |
| And see what’s on the slab. |
| I see you shiver with antici… pation! |
| But maybe the rain isn’t really to blame |
| So I’ll remove the cause, but not the symptom. |
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