Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Obey the Moderator, artist - Optimus Rhyme.
Date of issue: 31.12.2005
Song language: English
Obey the Moderator |
I agree to accept the following terms and regulations put forth by the |
admnistrators of this community and blah blah blah. |
I accept |
Hey, listen up newbie, we gotta get a few things straight |
Who these people are, that can wait |
This is my board, my world, my space |
I wrote every rule, you gotta read 'em, OK? |
Cool, I guess that’s it man, we’re straight |
And if you need something I’ll be up kinda late |
Like two, see that’s when it gets bad |
People start flaming and everybody’s mad |
That’s when I gotta bust out the ban |
Trust me man, some of these people just can’t stand one another |
So I gotta cover up a scandal |
Nah, dude, I can’t let you know my AIM handle |
Drop it, I’ll grab your IP and block it |
If you can’t stay on topic, you got it? |
If I wanna lock it there’s no way you can stop me |
Confident, cocky, the cubicle jockey |
Confident, cocky, the cubicle jockey |
Confident, cocky, the cubicle jockey |
Obey the moderator, create a state of calm |
Scan sentences and announce who’s wrong |
You are the troller, one week ban |
I know your other screen name man |
Obey the moderator, I cater to the regs |
Hook 'em up with handles and float all the threads |
You are the liar, permanent ban |
I’ll nullify your password man |
My sig’s kinda big but it’s tasteful |
Might blink a bit, 80 K, there’s no way that I be wasteful |
People get hateful, but hey, it ain’t new to me |
It can get crazy in this community |
Dude, you gotta unlock your caps |
Never argue; |
I’d better walk with you straight to the FAQs |
Even then they never relax, it’s all grudges |
From six months back, still nobody budges |
The worst? |
Hackers, scum of the earth |
Attack us and laugh as we back up with work |
But whatever, I got an upgrade up my sleeve |
Trade off sleep for new security |
It’s part of the job I don’t mind it |
And if you break a rule better believe that I’ll be the one to find it |
I’m tracking down every last duplicate account |
I’m on my way to admin, there’s never been a doubt |
I see that you are new to the |
Community and soon to be |
A troubling influence |
So you really should be listening |
Obey the moderator, create a state of calm |
Scan sentences and announce who’s wrong |
You are the troller, one week ban |
I know your other screen name man |
Obey the moderator, I cater to the regs |
Hook 'em up with handles and float all the threads |
You are the liar, permanent ban |
I’ll nullify your password man |
Obey the moderator, create a state of calm |
Scan sentences and announce who’s wrong |
You are the troller, one week ban |
I know your other screen name man |
Obey the moderator, I cater to the regs |
Hook 'em up with handles and float all the threads |
You are the liar, permanent ban |
I’ll nullify your password man |