Song information On this page you can read the lyrics of the song Obey the Moderator , by - Optimus Rhyme. Release date: 31.12.2005
Song language: English
Obey the Moderator |
| I agree to accept the following terms and regulations put forth by the |
| admnistrators of this community and blah blah blah. |
| I accept |
| Hey, listen up newbie, we gotta get a few things straight |
| Who these people are, that can wait |
| This is my board, my world, my space |
| I wrote every rule, you gotta read 'em, OK? |
| Cool, I guess that’s it man, we’re straight |
| And if you need something I’ll be up kinda late |
| Like two, see that’s when it gets bad |
| People start flaming and everybody’s mad |
| That’s when I gotta bust out the ban |
| Trust me man, some of these people just can’t stand one another |
| So I gotta cover up a scandal |
| Nah, dude, I can’t let you know my AIM handle |
| Drop it, I’ll grab your IP and block it |
| If you can’t stay on topic, you got it? |
| If I wanna lock it there’s no way you can stop me |
| Confident, cocky, the cubicle jockey |
| Confident, cocky, the cubicle jockey |
| Confident, cocky, the cubicle jockey |
| Obey the moderator, create a state of calm |
| Scan sentences and announce who’s wrong |
| You are the troller, one week ban |
| I know your other screen name man |
| Obey the moderator, I cater to the regs |
| Hook 'em up with handles and float all the threads |
| You are the liar, permanent ban |
| I’ll nullify your password man |
| My sig’s kinda big but it’s tasteful |
| Might blink a bit, 80 K, there’s no way that I be wasteful |
| People get hateful, but hey, it ain’t new to me |
| It can get crazy in this community |
| Dude, you gotta unlock your caps |
| Never argue; |
| I’d better walk with you straight to the FAQs |
| Even then they never relax, it’s all grudges |
| From six months back, still nobody budges |
| The worst? |
| Hackers, scum of the earth |
| Attack us and laugh as we back up with work |
| But whatever, I got an upgrade up my sleeve |
| Trade off sleep for new security |
| It’s part of the job I don’t mind it |
| And if you break a rule better believe that I’ll be the one to find it |
| I’m tracking down every last duplicate account |
| I’m on my way to admin, there’s never been a doubt |
| I see that you are new to the |
| Community and soon to be |
| A troubling influence |
| So you really should be listening |
| Obey the moderator, create a state of calm |
| Scan sentences and announce who’s wrong |
| You are the troller, one week ban |
| I know your other screen name man |
| Obey the moderator, I cater to the regs |
| Hook 'em up with handles and float all the threads |
| You are the liar, permanent ban |
| I’ll nullify your password man |
| Obey the moderator, create a state of calm |
| Scan sentences and announce who’s wrong |
| You are the troller, one week ban |
| I know your other screen name man |
| Obey the moderator, I cater to the regs |
| Hook 'em up with handles and float all the threads |
| You are the liar, permanent ban |
| I’ll nullify your password man |