| I’m so fat,
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| I’m a big big fatty,
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| I eat food,
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| I’m a big big fatty.
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| I run into walls,
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| Cause I’m such a fatty,
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| I can’t see my balls,
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| And I love chicken patties.
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| I’m so fat (yeah),
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| I’m so fat (yeah),
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| I’m so fat (yeah),
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| I’m a fatty.
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| I’m so fat (yeah),
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| I’m so fat (yeah),
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| I’m so fat,
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| And I have diabetes.
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| I see hot girls,
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| And I say,
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| «Let's get a bite»
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| And the girls look at me,
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| And they say,
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| «Yeah right»
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| Cuz,
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| I love to eat anything,
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| whatever comes my way,
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| you say sauerkraut & ice cream,
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| and I say OK.
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| I’m so fat (yeah),
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| I’m so fat (yeah),
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| I’m so fat (yeah),
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| I’m a fatty.
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| I’m so fat (yeah),
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| I’m so fat (yeah),
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| I’m so fat (yeah),
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| And I’m gonna die young.
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| Every fat person,
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| has a glandular problem,
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| No 9000 calories a day,
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| Is my glandular problem.
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| I can’t fit in my car,
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| & I can’t use pogo sticks,
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| I really hate chairs,
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| & I’m bad at doing flips.
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| I sit in my living room,
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| watching fit girls strip nude,
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| and then I start to debate,
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| When I think about junk food.
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| Should I get up,
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| Or would that be too hard,
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| I would manage my eating,
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| But my self control’s a tard cuz.
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| I’m so fat (yeah),
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| I’m so fat (yeah),
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| I’m so fat (yeah),
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| I’m a fatty.
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| I’m so fat (yeah),
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| I’m so fat (yeah),
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| I’m so fat (yeah),
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| And I don’t respect myself.
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| I know it’s bad for me,
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| & hate when people call me out,
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| But I won’t stop killing myself,
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| Because I love the easy route.
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| I will fatten up my young,
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| So they can also be unfit,
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| And wonder why kids at school pick on them,
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| While feeding them more shlit.
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| I fill myself with garbage,
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| I’m a ghetto not a temple,
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| If I cared about my health,
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| Why do I have 4000 dimples.
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| Denial is my best defense,
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| And doughnuts fill my doubts.
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| Yes criticism could save my life,
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| But instead I’d rather pout.
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| SLOW SUICIDE takes a bite out of junk food |