| Something strange is going on
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| And you’re in the middle
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| I’ll do anything to solve the riddle
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| I’ve got a city editor
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| Put me on a deadline
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| If I don’t come through
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| I’m on the breadline
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| I’ll invade your privacy
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| Please don’t take it personally
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| I’m oh so sorry
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| But the reader’s got a right to know
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| You’re gonna help the circulation grow
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| When I get the story right
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| I’ll be queen of the publication
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| I’ve got a hidden camera
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| A shadow on your tail
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| And I’m tape recording every detail
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| All the walls have ears tonight
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| They’re listening in case you might
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| Talk in your sleep
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| I’m oh so sorry
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| But the reader’s got a right to know
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| You’re gonna help the circulation grow
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| When I get the story right
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| I’ll be queen of the publication
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| In every supermarket checkout line
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| They’ll be staring at your face
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| Make you a legend in your own time
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| Give you triple column space
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| When I get the story right
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| I’ll be queen
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| I’ll be queen
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| I’ll be queen
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| I get the story right
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| I’ll be queen of the publication
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| I’m oh so sorry
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| But the reader’s got a right to know
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| You’re gonna help the circulation grow
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| When I get the story right
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| I’ll be queen
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| I’ll be queen
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| I’ll be queen
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| I’m queen of the publication |