| Looks like I’m the only one here, even the nurse is gone
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| But I guess I should wait, 'cos when she left, she said
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| The doctor won’t be long, so make yourself at home
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| His office is down the hall
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| Why do I feel uneasy, I know he must be good
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| Got credentials all over the wall
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| I hear a voice behind me say: «What seems to be the trouble, my dear?
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| Won’t you be kind enough to step overhere»
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| You’re knocked with fever, you’re knocked with flue, to ward you lady
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| I’ll have to hold you overnight (observation), overnight (observation)
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| In my opinion all we can do, to ward you lady
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| I’ll hold you overnight (observation), overnight (observation)
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| Please don’t think me ungrateful
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| But holding me overnight seems a little extreme
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| D’ya always serve Martini’s, and turn the lights down low
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| Doctor do your colleagues know?
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| Although you say it’s good for me, I really don’t feel like dancing now
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| Somebody’s waiting, and I’m double parked anyhow
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| Well I may look stupid, but I’ll tell you what, I’ve been around a long time
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| And I thought I had heard everything, I tell you they keep coming up with 'em
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| I just couldn’t believe my ears when he said
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| «Take off your shoes, relax, my dear, slip into somethin' comfortable»
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| Two seconds flat, the doctor goin' down the hall
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| (chorus repeats out) |