| Party of the century
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| No cops allowed
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| Just me and seven hundred others
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| Come on, join the crowd
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| We got wine, whiskey, women and guns
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| How can you afford to not be having any fun
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| If you got a gal, bring 'er
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| And we’ll all have a humdinger
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| Naked horseshoes without care
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| Body surfing on a river of beer
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| All the neighbors are saying their prayers
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| We’ll lift our glasses high in the air
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| We got wine, whiskey, women and guns
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| How can you afford to not be having any fun
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| If you’re not a right-winger
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| Then we’ll all have a humdinger
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| Making mardi gras look like work
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| The belly dancers have gone berserk
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| The morning’s here, we’re all still awake
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| Just looking for some more drugs to take
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| Happened on a mound of fire ants
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| Only lost a shoe and a pair of pants
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| Went down hard, got up like a champ
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| To see a biker dancing on my amp
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| If you’re not a folk singer
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| Then we’ll all have a humdinger
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| If you’re not a folk singer
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| Then we’ll all have a humdinger |