| The Empty Bottle was half empty, tide was low, and I was thirsty
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| Saw her sitting at the bar, you know how some girls are
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| Always making eyes, well she wasn’t making eyes
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| So I sidled up beside her, settled down and shouted, «Hi there.»
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| «My name’s Stewart Ransom Miller, I’m a serial lady-killer.»
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| She said, «I'm already dead,» that’s exactly what she said
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| So we tripped the lights fantastic, we was both made of elastic
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| Midnight came and midnight went, and I thought I was the President
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| She said, «Do you have a car,» and I said, «Do I have a car?»
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| What’s so great about the Barrier Reef?
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| What’s so fine about art?
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| What’s so good about a Good Times Van
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| When you’re working on a broken
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| Working on a broken
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| Working on a broken man?
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| When you’re working on a broken
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| Working on a broken
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| Working on a broken man?
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| My heart wasn’t in it, not for one single minute
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| I went through the motions with her. |
| Her on top, and me on liquor
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| Didn’t do no good, well I didn’t think it would |