Lyrics My Hair Just Grew Three And A Half Inches - Oktober Skyline

My Hair Just Grew Three And A Half Inches

Is this the point where I begin to feel impressed?
How funny that the exact opposite is occurring
Just shut up, please shut up
I beg of you, close your mouth
I’d kindly ask you to no longer breathe
But then who would I blindly criticize?
Hypothetically, lets say that situation
Were to occur unpleasant moments of introspection
Would be a necessity and honestly
Where’s the fun in that?
Mother’s favorite little hypocrite
Is strolling through town again
Welcome home, welcome home