| You are such a crazy girl
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| And I don’t know why I even tried to make you love me
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| I want it babe but you are just a
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| Crazy girl you are such a crazy girl and I don’t why
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| I even try to help you
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| When I first met you at that al-anon meeting
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| You made that reference to «All Your Goodies Are Gone»
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| And even sang a verse, I was amazed how husky your singing voice was.
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| I wanted to talk to you so badly but I didn’t know how to come on because
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| You’ve got that kind of beauty that makes people nervous
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| I know it’s fucked, but before we got together I even hooked up with one of
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| your cousins
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| Just to feel somehow closer to you
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| Because I knew like you guys were best friends and you talked everyday
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| And it was thrilling to touch something that had touched you.
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| In my head you were like this goddess, but, in fact, you’re just a
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| Crazy girl
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| You’re just a crazy girl
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| I don’t know why I even try
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| To understand you (can't stand you)
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| Your ass is crazy girl
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| You are so crazy girl
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| And I don’t know why I even try
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| To relate to you (can't wait for you, it’s too late for you)
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| My god I should have realized, on our second date
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| When you dragged me into the bathroom at Tanika’s house
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| And screamed at me for like twenty minutes
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| Cause I had contradicted you in front of your friends,
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| I was like «oh»
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| And then later that night at my apartment
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| As punishment you killed my beta fish
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| Just threw it out the window
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| I did everything I could to make you happy
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| I participated in all your protests,
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| Supported your stupid little blog,
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| Got a Bowflex, wore colored contacts to match your dresses,
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| Whatever your eyes caught I bought,
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| Still we fought
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| Like Ike and Tina but in reverse
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| Cause you’re so crazy girl
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| You’re just too crazy girl
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| And I don’t know why I even try to understand you
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| Well… I think you’re crazy girl, you are so crazy girl
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| And I don’t know why I even try to make sense of you
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| Oh tell me why,
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| Someone tell me why my heart’s real weird for you still
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| I was like crazy fan over you
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| Like I’m all star struck over you
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| Like I’m getting handcuffed over you
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| Now it’s only fucked up
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| My frame works in constant confusion
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| I can’t peel away the flowers of this psychic disturbance
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| And our riotous defects |