| Me and a buddy Joe were hanging…
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| Out in a bar the other night
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| And we got into this little argument
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| With some people with short hair
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| And they called us a bunch of long haired assholes
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| I thought that was kind of unfair
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| Well people with short hair and business suits
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| The caused the S&L disaster
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| We’ll be paying for that for the rest of our lives
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| But I’m a long haired asshole I’m a long haired asshole
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| Well people with short hair and business suits
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| The run the CIA
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| They break the laws they’re suppose to protect
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| The laws they’re suppose to obey
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| And people with short hair and business suits
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| They run all organized crime
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| They dress real neat and smell real sweet
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| Well people with short hair and business suits
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| Are responsible for all these disaster
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| But that don’t change the way they walk
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| Lord, I’m still a long haired asshole
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| I’m a long haired asshole |