| Who made the kitchen table blue?
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| Who called the Irishman a Jew?
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| Who left the bible in the pew?
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| Who put the gloves on the kangaroo?
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| But the main thing I want to ask a-you:
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| Who put the garlic in the glue?
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| Who put the garlic in the glue?
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| Who put sick and tired together?
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| What is a bad go-getter?
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| Who put the horse on the sweater?
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| Well, I told them they shoulda known better
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| But the main thing I want to ask a-you:
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| Who put the garlic in the glue?
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| Who put the garlic in the glue?
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| Twenty-nine and fifteen tubes
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| , ask the boy
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| What you gonna do?
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| Well, I but, oh, what a loss
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| Who a around the shoe?
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| Who picked 'em all and took the few?
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| what you wanna do
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| Why’d they have to go and make something new?
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| But the main thing I want to ask a-you:
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| Who put the garlic in the glue?
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| Who put the garlic in the glue?
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| Who put the garlic in the glue?
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| Who put the garlic in the glue?
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| SHOE! |