| I want to be, I want to be
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| I want to be your designated driver
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| I want to be, I want to be
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| I want to be your designated driver, uh-huh
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| If you call, I can pick you up
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| And take you to town about ten
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| And if you fall, I can pick you up
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| And take you back home and back in
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| I’ll take your shoes off and put you to bed
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| And rub your head if you like
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| And if you need i can make you some coffee
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| And maybe we’ll both fell alright
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| I want to be, I want to be
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| I want to be your designated driver
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| I want to be, I want to be
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| I want to be your designated driver, uh-huh
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| So while we’re out, I can show you around
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| And tell you about how it’s been
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| And then old Joe can set you up
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| And we can go round again
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| Go ahead and have your fun
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| All the way up to last call
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| 'Cause I’ll be waiting to take you back
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| And then we can have a ball
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| I want to be, I want to be
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| I want to be your designated driver
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| I want to be, I want to be
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| I want to be your designated driver, uh-huh |