Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song There's No 'Too Soon' If Time is Relative, artist - NOFX.
Date of issue: 18.03.2018
Song language: English
There's No 'Too Soon' If Time is Relative |
I don’t feel like movin' |
Don’t feel like talkin' |
I’m feelin' a little Stephen Hawking |
Today |
I barely feel like rollin' |
There’s no way I’m rockin' |
I’m feelin' a little Stephen Hawking |
Hey, hey, hey |
When I saw him on TV |
I thought he looked crazy |
Then my friend told me that he’s just really lazy |
So lazy he could only write A Brief History of Time |
He maybe smart but to me he’s just a creepy narcoleptic mime |
I wanna be like Stephen |
So I’m gonna walk uneven |
And havin' trouble breathin' |
Hey, hey, hey |
I’m gonna live by gravitational law |
I’m gonna try to drink a cheeseburger through a straw |
And make my hand look more like a lobster claw |
Hey, hey, hey |
But bein' Stephen must be kind of a drag |
It looks like even his teeth are startin' to sag |
I thought he had a tail and he was tryin' to wag |
But then I learned the tail was a tube |
'Cause he’s so lazy that he poops in a colostomy bag |
Oh Stephen, oh Stephen |
You give me somethin' to believe in |
Don’t wanna hear him, don’t wanna see him |
I think he might have melted in a wax museum |
Oh Stephen, oh Stephen |
Are you robot posin' as a human bein'? |
Oh Stephen, oh Stephen |
You give us all a super creepy feelin' |