
Date of issue: 06.10.2016
Record label: Fat Wreck Chords
Song language: English
Oxy Moronic |
I’ve been called an OxyMoron |
Because I question which drugs our war’s on |
Why are there more drug stores than liquor stores you can score on |
The healers have become the harmers |
They’re just pharmaceutical farmers |
What we used to call dealers |
We now call doctors |
I might be a CD Cynic |
Cause that crack house is now a clinic |
It’s time they change the name of the oath to |
The hypocritic or the parasitic |
It isn’t Adderalltruistic |
By overprescribing |
How can we fight them in a Suboxone ring |
I’ll throw a Prozacuzation |
With a Subketamining |
They’ll say my fears are Quaaludacris |
They should be Ativanishing |
With every Demeroltercation |
They’ll have a good Xanaxplanation |
You’re just Cialistrated |
Cause we made your dick deflated |
It’s OxyMoronic |
It’s OxyMoronic |
It should be doctors getting busted |
For their Klonopinions we trusted |
We’re not the sinners, they’re the ones |
That served us the Vicodinners |
I don’t want to be an alarmist |
But in that harmacy there’s a harmacist |
And those scripts are making us Paximple minded pacifists |
It’s OxyMoronic |
It’s OxyMoronic |
It’s OxyMoronic |
It’s OxyMoronic |
Don’t think that I AmBien crazy |
The medical industrial complex |
Keeps us Viagravated and hard to come |
Because of Percosex |
How can we Hydrocondone |
Their blatant misconduct |
They don’t care for patients |
They care about pushing product |
Are you OxyMoronic |
For wanting your daily chronic |
And making your mom’s house hydroponic |
You’re OxyMoronic |
I’ve been called an OxyMoron |
For getting my metaphor on |
Linoleum is a Flooron |
I’m an OxyMoron |
It’s time to be alarmed |
We’re not being healed, we’re being harmed |
Our country’s being factory farmed |
It’s OxyMoronic |
It’s time to sound the alarma |
We can’t put our faith in karma |
We got a common enemy |
And they’re called Big Pharma |
And it’s OxyMoronic |
And it’s OxyMoronic |
It’s all OxyMoronic |
It’s all OxyMoronic |
— Daily chronic, now most of your house is, okay |
— «Most of your house is"what does that even mean? |
— He's turned most of his house into hydroponic |
— Why wouldn’t he have turned all of it into hydroponic? |
— Well cause he lives there |
— «Now all of your house is hydroponic» |
«Most"is sappy. Really, it’s like saying «maybe». |
— How about «Now your mom’s house is hydroponic»? |
— Yes! |
That’s fucking way better |
God, you fucking woke up |
Come on, Mike, where you’ve been? |
— Shut the fuck up, fool |
— Where you’ve been all month? |
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