Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song My Vagina, artist - NOFX. Album song Pump Up The Valuum, in the genre ПанкDate of issue: 12.06.2000
Age restrictions: 18+
Record label: Epitaph
Song language: English
My Vagina |
| My vagina has two sets of lips, but I don’t got monthly blood drips |
| My vagina hardly even used |
| My vagina got lot’s of extra skin, they took my outtie and made it an in |
| Turning donnie into Marie Osmand |
| Operation successful, but now I gotta pee threw a miniature hole |
| Gotta remember to put the seat down and when I wipe my ass |
| I go from front to back Cause I don’t want to get a bladder infection |
| I never thought I’d miss my vas deferance |
| I trade it in for a par of huge cans |
| Now I get to hang with lesbians |
| Operation paid up front |
| Now I show all my friend my new designer cunt |
| They think I’m kinda weird but that’s ok with me Cause now I kick their ass playing from the ladies tee |
| There’s nothing finer than having a vagina |