| Noticed how my frown touches the ground? |
| And how my left eyebrow perfectly matches a scowl? |
| Fear me… or at least feel sorry… |
| Because my life has been a total mess |
| And I wouldn’t say that I’m all that depressed |
| But ultimately I’m the angriest person in the class |
| And I think I’m gonna blast! |
| What if I run through the race to the top of the mountain |
| There’s no one angrier than me! |
| At least in the latter half of the century |
| Scream! |
| If you’re the angriest one in the class |
| If you’re the person that just got your wallet jacked |
| If your car broke down |
| And your girlfriend left you |
| For your father cause he had more dollars |
| Scream! |
| If you woke up with a gun to your head |
| If every woman in the lake wants you dead |
| If you got fired from your job |
| Cause your manager hated the fact |
| That you wrote this pitiful song |
| I scream… you scream… tired of the routine |
| Up on the silver screen; it’s a silent movie |
| And I’m the director throwing a temper tantrum |
| Getting pissed off and smashing the cameras |
| Shout! Shout! Let it all out! |
| These are the things I can do without |
| So come on! I’m talking to you! |
| I wanna see everybody hollerin' to this new |
| Dam getting branded up in your brainstem |
| S to the C to the R to the E to the A to the M |
| Mayhemic chaos! Pull my own face off! |
| Scream! Like we a team in the play-offs |
| Unleash a mighty screech like Axl Rose |
| 23 on the beat, it’s apropos |
| Me and Ceschi are the angriest apostles |
| Zoom in for a big close-up of my tonsils |
| Anger management is such a joke |
| Nothing can make me move this bloody knife from your throat |
| Woe is me, there’s no easter bunny |
| Or Santa for that matter just lies… |
| And as much as you try… |
| You’re never going to be happy |
| I always wake up on the wrong side |
| Of the bed every morning and all I do is sigh |
| All these anti-psychotics they never satisfy |
| Bet it’s kinda sad to see a grown man cry |
| But I swear to god that I’m |
| Gonna put the perpetual cycle of lies |
| That I’ve been fed since I was in high |
| There’s nothing to do but |
| Stop pressuring me! I’m not psycho god damn it! |
| Save that shit for Michael and Janet! |
| A laughing lunatic burning down your bungalow |
| You can’t help but curse when you stub your toe |
| It sounds like the name of a would-be roller-coaster |
| Beating your brain cells and ??? |
| I’m going over the edge and taking everyone with me |
| Scream like a drill Sargent drop and give me fifty |
| The cars' totally empty gotta walk to the gas station |
| I was totally angry, now I’ve lost all patience |
| So don’t make me aim this squirt gun at that head of yours, if you’re allergic |
| to water; you’ll be dead for sure! |
| Forever more you’ll be ceasing all breathing, actually |
| You’ve been buried alive and you’re still screaming! |
| I’m meaner than mean like Oscar the Grouch |
| Don’t try being nice or you’ll be socked in the mouth |