| It’s 2:37 pm I want to go to the store to buy some sunflower seeds
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| In case I got nothing to do tonight
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| I like kids
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| So I’m walking to the store
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| And the neighbor’s kid runs into me with a tricycle
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| After I kicked the brat off the bike
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| I walk into a pile of shit
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| After that I hit my head on a stop sign
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| So I cross the street and stumble into the store
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| I feel like shit, I live in a ditch
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| My life is hell; |
| my house smells
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| It’s 3:14 as I get into the store
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| Walking down the frozen food section I touch the frozen burritos
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| I pass the deli department
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| And put my fingers in some free sample cheese dip
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| I finally see the sunflower seed aisle
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| There it is. |
| The gleamy view
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| My savory nighttime entertainment
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| He never has any friends
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| He doesn’t care about what happens
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| If you see him walking down the street
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| Then hide your kids and toss the key
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| There is a guy they call him the weirdo
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| He went to the store to buy sunflower seeds
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| I know a guy and they call him the weirdo
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| He doesn’t care about you or me! |