| You’re on a wide open ocean
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| No one around you for miles
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| You’re thinkin’of drinkin’on water
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| While you’re sailing the Nile
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| No one to stop you on your way
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| Flyin’by goes a stork
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| You decide to bring your oars in now
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| But accidently knock out the cork
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| Row your boat to shore
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| 'Cause it is leaking and you’re still drinking
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| Unless you cork the hole
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| You won’t be sailing, you’ll be sinking
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| Not knowin’you’re sinkin'
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| You take out a bottle of rum — yum
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| Swiggin’a drink to the bottom
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| The bottle reads 'Van Monchinghum'
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| Oars back into the water
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| You think you’ll sail on But you can’t 'cause your boat contains
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| Three and a half gallons
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| Row your boat to shore
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| 'Cause it is leaking and you’re still drinking
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| Unless you cork the hole
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| You won’t be sailing, you’ll be sinking
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| Row your boat to shore
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| 'Cause it is leaking and you’re still drinking
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| Unless you cork the hole
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| You won’t be sailing, you’ll be sinking
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| Row, row, row your boat
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| And sail your ship to shore
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| You’re barely, barely, barely keeping afloat
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| Well I hope that you won’t drink no more
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| Row your boat to shore
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| It is leaking and you’re still drinking
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| Unless you cork the hole
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| You won’t be sailing, you’ll be sinking
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| Row, row, row your boat
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| And sail your ship to shore
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| You’re barely, barely, barely keeping afloat
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| Well I hope that you won’t drink no more
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| Row, row, row your boat
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| And sail your ship to shore (row row row your boat)
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| You’re barely, barely, barely keeping afloat (you're barely barely barely)
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| Well I hope that you won’t drink no more
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| Row, row, row your boat
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| And sail your ship to shore (row row row your boat)
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| You’re barely, barely, barely keeping afloat (you're barely barely barely)
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| Well I hope that you won’t drink no more |