| Woke up this morning and felt not too cool
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| 'Cause every time I tried to make my mouth move
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| The pain I’m having is so discomforting
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| Please make this suffering go away
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| I told my mom how I was feeling
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| And how long I’ve been dealing with it
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| Knew it was coming, but I didn’t know how soon
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| She said I’ve reached another adolescent monsoon
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| OOoo Ahh… the pain is tremendous
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| Why can’t I take it like a man
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| OOoo Ahh… the pain is horrendous
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| Why don’t you lend a helpin' hand
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| He was a well-educated man, had his degree in medicine
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| I noticed his hairy hands… he was a very, very hairy man
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| He looked right down in, shook his head and then
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| said «these teeth must be pulled right away!»
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| (Repeat Chorus)
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| He turned around, rolled up his sleeve
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| I rolled my eyes then suddenly
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| A horrible pain grew, the next thing that I knew
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| The doc had pulled my wisdom teeth. |
| .. OUT!
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| Well along with my teeth my money also left me
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| As he made out the bill, I was moaning
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| OOoo Ahh… the pain is tremendous
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| Where the hell is my prescription… of codeine?
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| But when will I speak, how long until my mouth feels natural?
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| How long will they bleed, when will they heal, where’s a real meal? |