Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Tiny Classified Ads, artist - Nmesh. Date of issue: 03.08.2017
Song language: English
Tiny Classified Ads |
| A TV pitchman who lived in the valley |
| Accused of ripping off of customers' trial |
| Was supposed to start tomorrow |
| But that’s not gonna happen |
| Yeah, that’s because Don Lapre was found dead inside of his cell |
| Hello, I’m Don Lapre |
| And I’m so excited that you decided to become |
| A sales representative for the Reminder Service |
| I’m gonna walk you through fifteen ways |
| To make all the sales you ever wanted to make |
| If you want to make ten sales a day |
| And make yourself two hundred dollars a day |
| Or if you wanna go all the way |
| And make twenty sales a day |
| And make your self four hundred dollars a day |
| I’m gonna show you fifteen ways to do it |
| Think about it |
| If you only sell five a day |
| You’re making a hundred dollars a day |
| You get to set your own hours |
| Whether you decide to sell at |
| Park n Swap or the Swap Meat every weekend or |
| Whether you decide to call up all your friends |
| Everybody that you know to start off that way |
| Or if you decide to go door to door |
| However you wanna start off |
| However you wanna start off |
| However you wanna start off |
| However you wanna start off |
| There’s fifteen ways to do it |
| It’s absolutely incredible |
| And if you wanna get-get-get-get-get— |