Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Unicorn Wizard, artist - Ninja Sex Party.
Date of issue: 16.07.2015
Age restrictions: 18+
Song language: English
Unicorn Wizard |
Sometimes I wish |
I was even more awesome |
Than I already am |
What would my life be like |
If I turned that shit up to eleven |
Out of a possible five? |
Ninja Brian, hand me my cloak |
And my staff, and my horn |
And that thermos of soup |
I’m hungry but also thirsty |
And you can kind of like eat and drink soup at the same time |
Let’s go! |
Riding straight out of your imagination |
Using my magic to fight against crime |
Destroying evil with powers most awesome |
Protecting the weak almost all of the time |
But not on Sundays, Game of Thrones is on |
Now is the time for a man of conviction |
The world needs a hero, and I am that guy |
Look! |
Who is that masked man? |
That’s Ninja Brian, but shut up about him |
Let’s focus on me, because |
I am the Unicorn Wizard |
Riding for justice on a comet of stars |
With the help of my sidekick Princess Handjob |
I’m more awesome and smarter than I already are |
I am the Unicorn Wizard |
My spells are amazing, and my reflexes quick |
My horn is my strength and my strength is my power |
And my power is my horn and my horn is my dick |
Here’s your opportunity to stop listening |
If this song got too amazing for you |
No? |
OK |
My life is a party, the guests are supermodels |
Operation: I Rule is a total success |
Each day I invent a new form of karate |
That changes the way that Japan views the West |
Now’s that’s progress! |
Douitashimashite! |
Then we retire to the Chamber of Passion |
And bathe in pool of strawberries and cream |
The strawberries rub and exfoliate gently |
The cream travels places you can’t even dream |
Ugh, I think I just dreamed it |
How was it? |
Amazing? |
Uhh. |
You mean Uhh-stounding? |
Yeah you did |
I am the Unicorn Wizard |
Just like Danny Sexbang, I’m handsome and strong |
With the help of my hellhounds Tinkles and Gary |
We punish the wicked then break into song |
I am the Unicorn Wizard |
A superhero for the entire human race |
My wand casts a spell that will unlock the door |
And the wand is my junk and the door is your face |
Danny, Danny, wake up! |
Oh, oh, Oh hey mom. |
I had the craziest dream! |
I was the Unicorn Wizard! |
Awww, shut up |
Unicorn Wizard! |
I said shut up |
You shut up |