Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Thunder & Lightning, artist - Ninja Sex Party. Date of issue: 15.10.2020
Age restrictions: 18+
Song language: English
Thunder & Lightning |
| When I was just a young man |
| I was wandering in the rain |
| Got struck by lightning in the junk |
| Fell to the ground in pain |
| But when I woke the next morning |
| I witnessed something odd |
| My nuts were supercharged |
| With glowing power from the gods |
| They were |
| Thunder! |
| And Lightning! |
| Globes of massive strength and size |
| Thunder! |
| And Lightning! |
| Power spheres from beyond the skies |
| Orbs of might, made of radiant light |
| Thunder! |
| And Lightning! |
| I now had a new calling |
| I was destined to fight crime |
| No man could escape the justice |
| My meaty clackers could provide |
| So I bought them a little unitard |
| And found them a tiny cape |
| Then ran to the the city’s toughest gang |
| And screamed «There's no escape!» |
| From the wrath of |
| Thunder! |
| And Lightning! |
| Jewels that fell from an angel’s crown |
| Thunder! |
| and Lightning! |
| Rounded junk that’ll take you down |
| Stones of war, tiny hammers of Thor |
| Thunder! |
| And Lightning! |
| One with the power to electrify |
| One with the strength to smash |
| First you hear that rumble baby |
| And then you see the flash! |
| My loins are filled like darkened clouds |
| Evil has no chance |
| All shall tremble before the storm |
| That gathers in my pants |
| Turns out being struck by lighting |
| Doesn’t give you any powers |
| They caved my head in with a pipe |
| And beat me for several hours |
| But as I lay there half-conscious |
| With my nuts exposed to air |
| I looked up to the blackened sky |
| And said an ancient prayer: |
| «Lord, if you’re there |
| Please infuse my nuts with the power of a thousand suns» |
| «KRA-KOOM!» |
| Holy shit, you’re real?! |
| Let there be |
| Thunder! |
| And Lightning! |
| Acorns shot from the tree of life |
| Thunder! |
| And Lightning! |
| High voltage nugs lighting up the night |
| Mighty balls gifted from Odin’s halls |
| Thunder! |
| And Lightning! |
| Suck 'em! |