| Hey pretty lady, you’re looking real fine
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| This is our first date: I’m not like other guys
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| I can tell that you have played it safe your whole life
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| So let’s get naughty and break a couple rules tonight!
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| Sneak in a movie, no one will ever know
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| Then run on private property and hold each other close
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| Beneath the moonlight, I’ve got a fun idea
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| Lean in and kiss your cheek and gently whisper in your ear
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| Let’s steal a car tonight!
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| Commit a felony with me and drive until the sunrise
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| Let’s steal a motherfucking car tonight!
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| We’re young and in love—so let’s commit some crimes
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| (Hey, I like you!)
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| I got you flowers, let’s get some coffee
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| Look deep in my eyes and tell me 'bout your family
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| We can hold hands, then you can watch me
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| Shoot cocaine into my eyes and rock a burglary!
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| Let’s steal some art tonight!
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| What’s a few Picassos when you’re on a sexy date heist?
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| Let’s steal some precious fucking art tonight!
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| We’re young and in love—we're crossing state lines
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| Or, you know, we could go a little more traditional: go for a walk,
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| watch a movie. |
| Actually, there’s a really nice flower exhibit at the botanical
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| gardens! |
| Ninja Brian was just telling me about that last week. |
| He loved it.
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| Wait, you know what? |
| Fuck it!
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| Let’s kill some guy tonight!
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| We’re holding hands and laughing while we shank him in the starlight
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| Let’s take a motherfucking life tonight!
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| We’re young and alive—which I can’t say for that guy
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| Yeah!
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| Let’s kill five guys tonight!
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| Then share a cherry cola while we blast a savage drive-by
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| Let’s kill ten guys tonight!
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| (You know what? First date: let’s pump the brakes on the murders)
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| Let’s kill five guys tonight!
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| I’ll take you back to your place and we’ll craft the perfect alibi
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| Man we had fun tonight!
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| We’re young and in love, and you can call me anytime! |
| (Time…)
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| Good first date! |
| Wanna do it again next wee—no? |
| Oh, alright |