| You must be blind, you’re blind, you’re blind
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| Or maybe I’m unkind, unkind, unkind
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| You’re the rich boy from my town, my town, my town
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| But that can’t win me 'round, me ‘round, me ‘round
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| Oh you and all your people
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| You think I like you ‘cause you bought me a drink
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| But I’m just short of cash and able to wink
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| Excuse me Mr C
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| Who you tryna kid?
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| I’ll take the drink, but if you think
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| You’re coming home with me
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| Who you tryna kid?
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| Oh you’re so vain
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| When you’re under the lights, the lights, you’re alright
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| But conversation’s dry, you’re dry, you’re dry
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| Just trying to boast about your parents' house, in the south of France
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| And I’m laughing at the way you dance
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| You’re gone, you’re gone, you’re gone
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| Oh you and all your people
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| I’ve come to the conclusion you’re quite fit
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| But I’m under no illusion you’re a dick
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| Excuse me Mr C
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| Who you tryna kid?
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| I’ll take the drink, but if you think
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| You’re coming home with me
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| Who you tryna kid?
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| Oh you’re so vain I can’t believe it
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| I, I never meant to hurt or make you cry
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| Your mum’s outside, she’s waiting for you in her new X5
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| I’m sure she’ll dry those eyes
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| Excuse me Mr C
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| Who you tryna kid?
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| I’ll take the drink, but if you think
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| You’re coming home with me
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| Who you tryna kid?
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| Oh you’re so vain I can’t believe it
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| Excuse me Mr C
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| Who you tryna kid?
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| I’ll take the drink, but if you think
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| You’re coming home with me
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| Who you tryna kid?
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| Oh you’re so vain I can’t believe it
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| Excuse me Mr C (excuse me Mr C)
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| Excuse me Mr C (one more champagne please)
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| Excuse me Mr C (and a Strawberry Daiquiri)
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| Excuse me Mr C (excuse me Mr C) |