| This has got to be a joke
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| The universe fuckin' hates my guts
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| Remindin' me you and I don’t spell us
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| We share different postal codes
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| Maybe that’s why I never got the memo
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| She’s the real deal and I was just a pretty demo
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| And yet my world remains the whole of you to this day
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| Doesn’t matter what my location says
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| I’m always tryna get to you
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| But shit just happens all the time
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| When I’m there, you’re not
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| You’re here, I’m caught up with my job
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| And your clingy ex comes back a lot
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| Then she leaves and you shoot your shot
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| But there’s someone new I’ve got
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| And the cycle never stops, no, no
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| But there’s nobody else I want, oh, oh
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| Don’t care how long it takes, my heart is yours to break
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| I’m never giving up against all odds
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| No, no, no, no-oh, yeah
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| You’re the mind-game mastermind, but
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| What I’d give to make that mind mine to lose, oh, yeah
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| 'Cause I know you’ve got somebody
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| My friends say I could have anybody now that I’m somebody
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| But I don’t care if I’m nobody to you, oh
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| I know it’s pathetic, but I couldn’t care less
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| I’d wait until the stars uncross and say yes
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| I’ll always try to get you, ooh
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| When I’m there, you’re not
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| You’re here, I’m caught up with my job
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| And your clingy ex comes back a lot
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| Then she leaves and you shoot your shot
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| But there’s someone new I’ve got
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| And the cycle never stops, no, no
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| But there’s nobody else I want, oh
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| Don’t care how long it takes, my heart is yours to break
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| I’m never giving up against all odds
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| Never in my damn favor
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| I don’t want you for later
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| Never was much of a waiter
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| But I’d wait on you to drink you in
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| Guess it serves me right for even thinkin'
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| When I’m there you should, I don’t know
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| Like, call up your boss, probably take the day off
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| Maybe we could change the odds
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| When I’m there, you’re not
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| You’re here, I’m caught up with my job
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| And your clingy ex comes back a lot
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| Then she leaves and you shoot your shot
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| But there’s someone new I’ve got
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| And the cycle never stops, no, no (No, no)
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| But there’s nobody else I want, oh
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| Don’t care how long it takes, my heart is yours to break
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| I’m never giving up against all odds |