| If you wrote a book with a page for
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| Each memory
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| And put it in hardback for people to buy
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| The critics would laugh, yeah they’d call
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| It ridiculous
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| And sit around waiting for Porky to fly
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| The truth is stranger than fiction
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| And I must believe what I see
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| But the truth is stranger than fiction to me
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| If they made a film of the book of the memory
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| With Bobby De Niro and Demi De Moore
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| You’d sit in your seat with your popcorn
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| And chocolate
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| And wonder aloud at the point of it all
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| The truth is stranger than fiction
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| And I must believe what I see
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| But the truth is stranger than fiction to me
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| If it can happen it will happen it has
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| Happened already
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| If you don’t understand, no reason and
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| No rhyme
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| Don’t ask why
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| If someone had told you you’d be where
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| You are today
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| You’d of thought they were crazy and laughed
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| In their face
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| And I never thought I would long for the
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| Memory
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| I never thought I would get to this place
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| But
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| The truth is stranger than fiction
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| And I must believe what I see
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| But the truth is stranger than fiction to me
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| The truth is stranger than fiction to me |