| I make my living off the evening news
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| Just give me something, something I can use
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| People love it when you lose, they love dirty laundry
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| Well, I could’ve been an actor, but I wound up here
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| I just have to look good, I don’t have to be clear
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| Come and whisper in my ear, give us dirty laundry
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| Kick 'em when they’re up, kick 'em when they’re down
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| Kick 'em when they’re up, kick 'em when they’re down
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| Kick 'em when they’re up, kick 'em when they’re down
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| Kick 'em when they’re up, kick 'em all around
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| We got the bubble-headed bleach-blonde who comes on at five
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| She can tell you about the plane crash with a gleam in her eye
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| It’s interesting when people die, give us dirty laundry
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| Can we film the operation? |
| Is the head dead yet?
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| You know the boys in the newsroom got a running bet
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| Get the widow on the set, we need dirty laundry
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| You don’t really need to find out what’s going on
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| You don’t really want to know just how far it’s gone
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| Just leave well enough alone, keep your dirty laundry
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| Kick 'em when they’re up, kick 'em when they’re down
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| Kick 'em when they’re up, kick 'em when they’re down
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| Kick 'em when they’re up, kick 'em when they’re down
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| Kick 'em when they’re stiff, kick 'em all around
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| (Kick 'em when they’re up, kick 'em when they’re down)
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| (Kick 'em when they’re up, kick 'em when they’re down)
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| (Kick 'em when they’re up, kick 'em when they’re down)
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| (Kick 'em when they’re stiff, kick 'em all around)
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| Dirty little secrets, dirty little lies
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| We got our dirty little fingers in everybody’s pie
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| Love to cut you down to size, we love dirty laundry
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| We can do the innuendo, we can dance and sing
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| When it’s said and done, we haven’t told you a thing
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| We all know that crap is king, give us dirty laundry
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| (Kick 'em when they’re up, kick 'em when they’re down)… |