| It was back in '32 when times were hard
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| He had a Colt .45 and a deck of cards
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| Stagger Lee
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| He wore rat-drawn shoes and an old stetson hat
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| Had a '28 Ford, had payments on that
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| Stagger Lee
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| His woman threw him out in the ice and snow
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| And told him, Never ever come back no more
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| Stagger Lee
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| So he walked through the rain and he walked through the mud
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| Till he came to a place called The Bucket Of Blood
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| Stagger Lee
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| He said Mr Motherfucker, you know who I am The barkeeper said, No, and I don’t give a good goddamn
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| To Stagger Lee
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| He said, Well bartender, it’s plain to see
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| I’m that bad motherfucker called Stagger Lee
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| Mr. Stagger Lee
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| Barkeep said, Yeah, I’ve heard your name down the way
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| And I kick motherfucking asses like you every day
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| Mr Stagger Lee
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| Well those were the last words that the barkeep said
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| 'Cause Stag put four holes in his motherfucking head
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| Just then in came a broad called Nellie Brown
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| Was known to make more money than any bitch in town
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| She struts across the bar, hitching up her skirt
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| Over to Stagger Lee, she starts to flirt
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| With Stagger Lee
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| She saw the barkeep, said, O God, he can’t be dead!
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| Stag said, Well, just count the holes in the motherfucker’s head
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| She said, You ain’t look like you scored in quite a time.
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| Why not come to my pad? |
| It won’t cost you a dime
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| Mr. Stagger Lee
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| But there’s something I have to say before you begin
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| You’ll have to be gone before my man Billy Dilly comes in,
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| Mr. Stagger Lee
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| I’ll stay here till Billy comes in, till time comes to pass
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| And furthermore I’ll fuck Billy in his motherfucking ass
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| Said Stagger Lee
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| I’m a bad motherfucker, don’t you know
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| And I’ll crawl over fifty good pussies just to get one fat boy’s asshole
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| Said Stagger Lee
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| Just then Billy Dilly rolls in and he says, You must be That bad motherfucker called Stagger Lee
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| Stagger Lee
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| Yeah, I’m Stagger Lee and you better get down on your knees
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| And suck my dick, because If you don’t you’re gonna be dead
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| Said Stagger Lee
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| Billy dropped down and slobbered on his head
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| And Stag filled him full of lead
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| Oh yeah. |