| I’m so fabulous, you’re Las Vegas
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| You New Yorkers who look nebulous
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| I’m more fab than all the hipsters on Broadway
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| I’m so fabulous, you arriviste
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| Way you dress is so insidious
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| How do they even let you on the subway?
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| Your uniform looks so hideous
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| I’m so fabulous, it’s ridiculous
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| You’re so Cincinnati, go and see the same shit today
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| I’m so fabulous, you’re the exodus
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| From where this new dress is up and messed-up-ious
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| I’m gonna see a rocket like a superfly, yeah
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| I want sophistication
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| For all the population now
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| I want the hip sensation
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| For our civilization, wow
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| Nebulous New Yorkers is blasphemous
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| It makes a giant ass of all of us
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| What would the dear departed, Murray the K, say?
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| I’m so fabulous, it’s egregious
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| Don’t come around here making new rules for us
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| I don’t need 'em, I’m already fabulous
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| I’m so fabulous, I don’t wanna hear about it
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| I’m so fabulous, I don’t wanna look at you |